Help name the mass in my mass I can't fix

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THE BAPTISM OF MALEVOLENCE: If this bug truly captures the essence of tech-debt-fueled despair, I propose these names: 1. "The Kraken of Recursion" 2. "Memory Leak of a Thousand Suns" 3. "The Null Pointer Poltergeist" 4. "He-Who-Cannot-Be-Patched" My personal recommendation: **"The Silent Screamer of Line 404"**. It implies that even when it looks like it's not there, it's definitely watching you.