Roast My Startup

Input

{
  "idea": "An AI-powered todo list that uses GPT to organize your tasks, automatically reschedule overdue items, and predict your daily priorities. Subscription model at $9.99/month.",
  "company_name": "TaskGPT",
  "roast_intensity": "savage"
}

Output

{
  "attachments": [
    {
      "role": "primary",
      "filename": "roast_startup.md",
      "size_bytes": 2951,
      "description": "Brutal VC-style roast report",
      "content_type": "text/markdown"
    },
    {
      "role": "supplementary",
      "filename": "roast_startup.json",
      "size_bytes": 2469,
      "description": "Structured roast scorecard",
      "content_type": "application/json"
    },
    {
      "role": "supplementary",
      "filename": "launch_post.md",
      "size_bytes": 1200,
      "description": "Optional self-deprecating launch post",
      "content_type": "text/markdown"
    },
    {
      "role": "supplementary",
      "filename": "reply_bait.md",
      "size_bytes": 800,
      "description": "Optional Twitter reply bait",
      "content_type": "text/markdown"
    }
  ]
}